Mutt Mitt Poems
Our resident poet, has written inspirational pick-up poems. Please feel free to send him a note to let him know what you think. mail@ipimitts.com

 
Use a Mitt
Please be kind
Out of sight
Is out of mind
 
In a perfect world
Where all is dandy
Where your dog goes,
There’s a Mutt Mitt handy
 
Poor Fido,
It’s a thumb he’s lacking
Or he’d pick it up
And do the packing
 
You love your dog,
Your dog loves you
Picking up is
The thing to do
 
 
Please pick up
We hope you do,
Thou shalt not
Foul thy neighbor’s shoe
 
Pick it up,
The Mitt’s two ply
Then walk on home
With your head held high
 
From the West,
Down to the East
The Mutt Mitt is friend
To Man and beast
 
Regardless of your
Choice of feeds
The Mutt Mitt answers
Your dog’s needs
 
Birds gotta fly
Fish got no feet
When a dog eats
He will excrete